The Teacher and the Pupils

Good morning teacher

Yes good morning class, how are you?

 

Fine Ma'am, thank you and how are too?

Oh I'm so very fine as fine as fine as you

What is the lesson for today?

Our lesson is about cleanliness

Cleanliness our lesson for today!

 

Yes children are you ready?

Yes Ma'am we are ready, yes ma'am we are ready

 

Did you take a bath this morning?

Yes ma'am we took a bath

Did you comb your hair?

Yes ma'am we combed are hair

Did you brush your teeth?

Yes ma'am we brush our teeth

So that is cleanliness is our lesson for today

 

Now are you so very clean

As clean as clean as me

Now my next question

Is about history

Please listen carefully kids are you ready

Yes ma'am we are ready, yes ma'am we are ready

 

Who gave the Sto Nino of the people of Cebu?

According to my lolo si Magellan kuno

Who killed Magellan

Si Yoyoy Villame, oh no

 

Ay si Lapu-Lapu, Lapu-Lapu pala

Very good, you're very bright, bright as bright as me

My next question is science

I hope you can answer me

 

Yes ma'am!

What is the color of blue?

Skies

What is the color of the green?

Grass

What is the color sound?

The color of the sound is yellow

At bakit naging yellow?

Pagkat dilaw ang lata ng sound

Sa tenga ko

Correct!

Matalino talaga kayo

Mana kayo sa akin

Dadagdagan ko ang grado nyo

Magiging ninety-nine

Thank you!

 

Now my last question is about the Middle East

We go to we go to Iran we go to Iraq and we go to Egypt

What is Iran?

Iran ay tatakbo (No)

What is Iraq?

Iraq malaking bato (No)

What is Egypt?

Egypt is parang auto

Meron owner, meron diesel na pangpasahero

(No you got the wrong answer)

Ma'am your question i very hard

Aahh. Ganun ba

Mag exercise na tayo

Nang mawala ang antok

Nakakaantok ang klase

Matay kumikipot

One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four,

One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four,

One, Two,

 

What can a little baby do?

Clap and slap and ku and ku

Eat and roll and smile and glow

That is why we love and so

Tik tik tak

Six the clock

Dekoretik

And dekoretak

Bantaysik bawawaw

All and high

So clean and bright