All Because of Saturday Night

New suit, church pew, my head's pounding Choir's singing just a little too loud and Preacher's preaching about world peace I'm just praying I don't fall asleep Same ol' spot tucked in the back But honest to God it's no secret that I love cold beer Sippin' on 'em all night long Ain't a barstool 'round here They haven't seen me on Keep the tab rising, as high as I'm flying A good time's my kryptonite If I ever had a reason to hate a Sunday morning It's all because of Saturday night 'Cause of Saturday night They're passing 'round the plate, I'm thumbing through my wallet Not a cent to my name, the bar took all it The Good Lord knows I was out past 2 Guess an IOU is gonna have to do I can't wait till the sermon's said And they're bustin' out the wine and breakin' bread Amen I love cold beer Sippin' on 'em all night long Ain't a barstool 'round here They haven't seen me on Keep the tab rising, as high as I'm flying A good time's my kryptonite If I ever had a reason to hate a Sunday morning It's all because of Saturday night 'Cause of Saturday night All because of Saturday night I'm repentin' Did I learn my lesson Gonna find out next week I reckon 'cause I love cold beer Sippin' on 'em all night long Ain't a barstool 'round here They haven't seen me on Keep the tab rising, as high as I'm flying A good time's my kryptonite If I ever had a reason to hate a Sunday morning It's all because of Saturday night 'Cause of Saturday night