I'm Drunk

I'm drunk

I'm drunk

I'm really, really drunk

I'm drunk

I'm really, really wasted

Bartender, can I get another, please?

One more, watch how I do my dance

Fuck it, I'm drunk

Man, I'm so fucked up

I might suck a man's dick

No, I'm playin', ha

Aw, shot, shot

Scream up in my friends' ears

Tell 'em I love them, don't black out

I think I should talk to all these girls

Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt, no?

Get him out the bar, get him a car

Tell him to dip, hey

Hey

Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this

Please help me, I'm drunk, so fucked up, might vom'

I've been chuggin', chuggin', chuggin' down my sorrows

Worry about tomorrow tomorrow

But don't drink and drive, give me that pizza, dawg

Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya

Uber says my driver's name is Gongy

And it says he's hard of hearing, cool, I don't care

I miss my ex, yeah

I'm drunk

I'm drunk

I'm drunk

I'm really, really drunk

I'm drunk

I'm really, really wasted

Bartender, can I get another, please?

One more, watch how I do my dance

Fuck it, I'm drunk

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up