Can I tell you something about you and your band?
'Cause I'm sure you'd love to listen to my advice
You're always out of tune
And there's no place there for you
Dude, do I know you?
Well, well, where you from with that accent
Does it let you pronounce?
Are you Spanish or something?
Wait, can you roll your r's?
You're too pink to be admired
And too punk to be desired
Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya
Just like kids, we are late
And our home's far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the prettiest curse
To be fair, I don't know you but a friend of mine does
He said you were successful 'cause your legs are nice
It must be so much fun to spend your daytime in the van
Ha-ha-ha-ha
And you will never look smart if you show that big smile
Better to dress all in black, oh darling you're too young
Dude, it's been a pleasant chat
Yeah but I'm off to do my job
Because we have the craziest crowd
Waiting for these kittens to meow
Just like kids, we are late
And our home's far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
'Cause we are late, and our home's far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the sweetest
I guess it's the warmest
I guess it's the prettiest curse
