Big Big Baby

I heard you got a lady pregnant

Well, I can only wish her well

'Cause soon you'll have a bigger baby

In the family than yourself

I can't explain

You were a pain, pain, pain, pain

I can't explain

You were a big big baby

I hope you choke on, on a dumpling

At least that would be mildly fun

And more exciting than just sitting

Watching you eat them one-by-one

I can't explain

You were a pain, pain, pain, pain

I can't explain

You were a big big baby

You were a big big baby

I can't explain

You were a pain, pain, pain, pain

I can't explain

You were a pain, pain, pain, pain

I can't explain

You were a big big baby

You were a big big baby

You were a big big baby