音樂影片
音樂影片
積分
演出藝人
The Humdrum Express
演出者
Ian Passey
主唱
Carl Bayliss
鼓
Andrew Boswell
電子低音吉他
Rich Payne
電吉他
Brendan Moran
電吉他
詞曲
Ian Passey
詞曲創作
製作與工程團隊
Mick Lown
製作人
歌詞
Well, the airport décor's dated, in need of restyling
There's a sombre look from those in the queue, as if they're scared of smiling
Even early morning pre flight booze can't provide relief
As they board the flight to Istanbul - to get their Turkey teeth
On a cut-price crowns charter to foreign lands
Clutching photographs of Rylan in their hands
The Tik Tok trending peer pressure for crooked corrective cosmetics
Inspires demand for the biggest, brightest dental prosthetics
A Hollywood smile at a discount price seems like money well spent
Because a Hollywood smile is just what you need when you live in Stoke-on-Trent!
On a cut-price crowns charter to foreign lands
Clutching photographs of Rylan in their hands
Give Us A Smile! Pearly White!
Give Us A Smile! Ultra Bright!
Give Us A Smile! Pearly White!
Give Us A Smile! Ultra Bright!
They've all booked serious over sizing, bigger than they need
Their incisors shaved into points and, boy, it's gonna bleed!
Dining on soup for the next six weeks, drinking through straws
They're not helping themselves if they want to lose their playground nickname 'Jaws'
On a cut-price crowns charter to foreign lands
Clutching photographs of Rylan in their hands
The procedure didn't go to plan, catastrophic complications
An agonising abscess necessitates need for root canal operations
Unbearable pain, sensitive nerves, flying home in tears
While the NHS are left to pick up the pieces from your bargain bin veneers
On a cut-price crowns charter from foreign lands
Clutching compensation claim forms in their hands
Give Us A Smile! Pearly White!
Give Us A Smile! Ultra Bright!
Give Us A Smile! Pearly White!
Give Us A Smile! Ultra Bright!
Written by: Ian Robert Passey
