I Could Drive You Crazy

Well, I come down here from the mountaintop

And I cut you down like an autumn crop

My love for you will never stop

But I pulled you over like a small-town cop

Hay fever's knocking at your door

You can feed the dogs lying on your floor

Took all your gold from your chester drawer

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

Well, I can't hunt and I can't fish

But I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

I can't even make a dish

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh

Ask me on a date and I show up late

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

Blow out your birthday candles, steal your cake

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

Hay fever's knocking at your door

You can feed the dogs lying on your floor

Took all your gold from your chester drawer

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

Ooh

Ooh

I can drive you crazy, yes, I can

I can drive you crazy, yes, I am