I don't care about it buddy

I ain't picking up the phone

I've got food for days and a couch to lay

Gonna sit back and watch my belly grow

I'm so busy, so busy, just want you to know

That I've got a blister and some Cheetos

So I ain't picking up the phone

Pick at the lint under my toenails

Check on the worms out in the yard

Watch some grown men get concussed again

Stand up too quick I'm seeing stars

I'm so busy, so busy just want you to know

I've got some real good shit brewing so

I ain't picking up the phone

I see your number calling

I ain't doing a goddamn thing

Didn't want nobody calling didn't want nobody interrupting me

I saw your call, I let it ring, so you don't know that ain't busy

Don't have shit to do but here's the thing

You don't know that I ain't busy

Fresh pots and fish sticks through the day

My teeth and tongue are nicely stained

I'm really busy, it's just so hard to stay awake

I see your number calling

I ain't doing a goddamn thing

Didn't want nobody calling didn't want nobody interrupting me

I saw your call, I let it ring, so you don't know that ain't busy

Don't have shit to do but here's the thing

You don't know that I ain't busy

I'm sitting right here here waiting for the buzzing to end

Oh no I tripped and touched the wrong thing (oh hey man how's it going)

Didn't want to pick up the telephone, can't hear you

Didn't want to, believe me, I pushed the wrong button

Didn't want to, you're talking, still talking, still talking,

Didn't want to pick up the phone

I saw your call, I let it ring, so you don't know that ain't busy

Don't have shit to do but here's the thing

You don't know that I ain't busy

I saw your call, I let it ring, so you don't know that ain't busy

Don't have shit to do but here's the thing

You don't know that I ain't busy