Olivia

Sitting on the couch, getting ready to watch a movie alone

I head into the kitchen and I grab a healthy cookie from Trader Joe’s

And then the lights start flickering, flickering

And I start shivering, sh-sh-shivering

All the candles blow out, this is spooky as heck

I feel the hair stand up, on the back of my neck

A face in the mirror appears

She tells me her name is Olivia (Olivia)

She’s been dead for 200 years

And she says “I’m excited to live with ya” (to live with ya)

My roommate’s a ghost, she haunts my house

She makes me toast and floats around

And when I travel she feeds all my cats

Sometimes she wears a sheet as a joke

You’re cracking me up, Olivia!

She makes me go outside to smoke

My roommate, my roommate’s a ghost

It turns out that we have a lot in common;

We both like pizza without the cheese

I showed her my band’s demo

And she told me she loved it

But she might be lying to me

And one night we start cuddling, c-c-cuddling

My lips starts quivering, q-q-quivering

I feel a chilly tingle, now my heart is a mess

Can’t take my mind off this ghost

I think I’m probably possessed

We make out till the sun comes up

She says I kissed her better than Thomas Edison (Thomas Edison!)

I call my mom, tell her I’m in love

With a woman who is dead

She says “What the fuck?” (Hey, what the fuck!)

My girlfriend’s a ghost, my mom doesn’t get it

It’s not like I’m sleeping with a witch

She’s a ghost, not a witch! Big difference!

My chick’s a ghost, she makes weird sounds

Like...

She sat me down to talk about

How she needs me to feed her a dog

Olivia’s ghost life is only possible if she eats a dog

Under the age of three once a week (Yeah!)

Stealing a puppy is pretty easy

Although I feel pretty guilty

For the owners and the puppy

Every week

But I’m in love, and love is crazy

But it’s not me, it’s the love

Between a ghost and a man

Who feeds her puppies (Fuck yeah!)

Whoa, whoa (Fuck!)

Sacrifice a puppy for love, you gotta sacrifice a puppy for love

Sacrifice a puppy for love, you gotta sacrifice a puppy for love

Sacrifice a puppy for love, you gotta sacrifice a puppy for love (multiple puppies!)

Sacrifice a puppy for love, you gotta sacrifice a puppy for love