Church On TV

Waking up on a Sunday morning Check the clock it's a quarter after ten All I wanted to do was sleep in But I guess my girl made other plans She said, 'get up! I know you're fucking sleeping' 'Why are you hard?! Don't keep my family waiting' I got to hide this morning wood before I make my way downstairs (What the fuck) My girlfriend's making me Sit and watch church on TV Na na na na na na na na (x4) She's making me watch church on TV I shuffled to the couch And laid the blanket down Across the two of us to have my chapel coming out But now I have a plan Tucked into my waistband I'm praying for some saving baby just give me a hand Oh shit! Her dad! He saw the blanket moving He said "you're dead! Don't you play fucking stupid!" "Get on your knees and pray with me" She took my soul for the lord to keep Yeah My girlfriend's making me Sit and watch church on TV Na na na na na na na na (x4) She's making me watch church on TV Na na na na na na na na (x8) My girlfriend's making me Sit and watch church on TV Church on TV Church on TV She's making me watch church on TV