This is not what was advertised
No washer dryer, just exposed wires
Spacious kitchen, it's a lie
Just four walls crumbling into dust
Balance minus (I paid a grand for this)
Plus a deposit, and I lost it!
Lynching landlords in my dreams
But I don't have conviction like a dead Kennedy
Oh no I don't
As we sow so they shall reap
Do landlords dream electric sheep?
Fix it up for free (na-ah)
You break it, you bought it ugh!
No apologies (I see!)
Oh you break it you bought it
Can't extend the lease (na-ah!)
You break it, you bought it ugh!
Pack it up and leave (next week!)
Oh cos you can't afford it
As I'm standing here
(You pay for it)
I realise I've been cleaning the skirting boards for over an hour now
(You pay for it)
I won't have it, I simply won't take it
You bought it, now I'll break it, no I'll burn it!
I'll leave the oven on, I'll burn it all down
And throw the last remaining key away
Those blue tack stains will remain exactly where they are
I will not empty the crumbs out of that tray thing in the toaster
And those coasters that you paid for
I never used them
I ignored it
I ignored it
I ignored it
I ignored it!
Fix it up for free (na-ah!)
You break it, you bought it ugh!
No apologies (I see!)
Oh you break it you bought it
Can't extend the lease (na-ah)
You break it, you bought it ugh!
Pack it up and leave (next week)
Oh 'cos you can't afford it
