In My Room

One, two

My dad just got off from an eleven-hour shift

When he gets home, I lose all TV privileges

Mom's stressed out tryna make sure everyone gets fed

Big bro is numbin' out on the PlayStation again

I'm in my room making action figures kiss

In my room, learning the guitar and playing with my dick

I'm in my room, wondering if I could ever get so rich

That I'd never feel alone when I'm at home

In my room

T-G-I Monday, I can see my friends again

I quote The Matrix so I seem interesting

My mom called your mom so you could ride home on my bus

She'll melt some cheese on chips, but then I got plans for us

In my room, check out this poster of the entire Simpsons cast

In my room, I got this Weird Al tape, man, if you just wanna laugh

In my room, maybe you could sleep over? Hey, I just gotta ask

And then we could spend the night talkin' 'bout life

In my room

I am sacred, I am safe, I am free

In my room, I get to dream of who I really wanna be

In my room

There's a kid who tried on all his brother's clothes

Who hates the way he looks and is bad at saying "no"

Who's trying so damn hard to never let it show

Sometimes he's alone when he's at home