My bitch Dumbledore, she the head master

She go crazy with the wand she a spellcaster

Shorty got the super super soaker she a jet blaster

I might hit the super duper stroke and make her bend backwards

Yeah she Dumbledore, she the head master

Off the liquor she Slytherin to my bed faster

I stay with the Draco for the snakes don't fuck with death adders

Cruciatus have them wishing they were dead faster

Shorty suck my soul out of my body like that baddie work at Azkaban

Have a motherfucker sleeping better than alprazolam

Balance on my phallus like she practicing gymnastics

She the baddest hit it cow girl I ain't know she was a Dallas fan

In the bathroom, I'ma make her moan like Myrtle

She a vacuum, noggin make me go nonverbal

I will clap you, if I’m in a bad mood

Show you what the gat do, shells to your back no turtle

Yeah snitches goin' get hit with a broom and I don’t mean Quidditch

I like bitches with the tattoos and crystals who think they witches

Hit that shit till it was purple she shake it up just like Grimace

She said hurt me so I did it then Hershey I gave her kisses

Not Black but you know the kid rap real serious

She do what I want like I cast imperious

Rock my Johnson so Fast and Furious

Killed that pussy guess the cat got curious

My bitch Dumbledore, she the head master

She go crazy with the wand she a spellcaster

Shorty got the super super soaker she a jet blaster

I might hit the super duper stroke and make her bend backwards

Yeah she Dumbledore, she the head master

Off the liquor she Slytherin to my bed faster

I stay with the Draco for the snakes don't fuck with death adders

Cruciatus have them wishing they were dead faster

I feel like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Keep my fucking name out your mouth

This is not a game

Bitch we can get hairy at your house

Bitch I feel like ?

Spray it I'ma air this bitch out

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Bet this pussy scared of me now

Rats getting put on the map, Peter Pettigrew

No cap, sorting hat, you know where we're sending you

Glock with the long bottom, Neville what the metal do?

Squad got the llamas like you stepped into a petting zoo

Got two switches, they Fred and George they twinsies

And they got a lil sis with a red dot, I call her Ginny

Make a opp get dizzy, like popping to many zynnies

Got the squad on call, Sean Paul, they gettin' busy

Speaking parseltongue, I see you associate with snakes

I'm the Carter I, get down on my own, the only way

Guap like Lily call me James, they tryin' to sever us like Snape

This is martyrdom, when I blow they all goin' know my name

My bitch Dumbledore, she the head master

She go crazy with the wand she a spellcaster

Shorty got the super super soaker she a jet blaster

I might hit the super duper stroke and make her bend backwards

Yeah she Dumbledore, she the head master

Off the liquor she Slytherin to my bed faster

I stay with the Draco for the snakes don't fuck with death adders

Cruciatus have them wishing they were dead faster