Murphy's Law

Mercury must be in retrograde

Nothing lately has gone my way

My life's on fire, I'm getting tired

They say that bad things come in threes

But how come it's dozens when it's me?

Every day is harder, sanity seems farther

Woke up late, lost my phone

Tried to call it, dial tone

Out of gas, tires blown

Typical, I'm alone

There goes Murphy's Law

Tell me, where did I go wrong?

Keeping calm to carry on

Lifeline's blurry in my palm

Down to my last straw

Picking at my every flaw

Wish I had a crystal ball

But I guess that's just Murphy's Law

(Guess that's just Murphy's Law)

The internet poisoned my brain

Washed my standards down the drain

Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir

'Cause I'm not the way I used to be

Doused my old self in gasoline

Killed my desire, that girl expired

Woke up late, lost my phone

Tried to call it, dial tone

What's the worst that could happen?

Anything you'd imagine (yeah)

There goes Murphy's Law

Tell me, where did I go wrong?

Keeping calm to carry on

Lifeline's blurry in my palm

Down to my last straw

Picking at my every flaw

Wish I had a crystal ball

But I guess that's just Murphy's Law

Talk it through to feel it out

Yeah, that's the only way I know how

I'm human confusion

Nothing is as soothing as

Thinking later and speaking now

Secrets sneak their way through my mouth

I know what I'm doing, I'm

Always picking and choosing

(What's the worst that could happen?)

(Anything you'd imagine)

There goes Murphy's Law

Tell me, where did I go wrong?

What's the worst that could happen?

Anything you'd imagine

What's the worst? What's the worst?

What's the worst that could happen?

What's the worst? What's the worst?

What's the worst that could happen?