Farmer Vincent's Fritters

Farmer Vincent's Fritters

On a dark roadside

I got a busy night tonight

My deadly trap is set for you

In this old motel

An unspoken evil dwells

And it's got a sister too

My garden is hungry

It's hungry for you

No use in fighting

Your life is doomed

Rockers and bikers

And swingers and whores

It don't discriminate

There's always room for more

(Chorus)

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters

All kinds of creatures of the night

And I promise it won't hurt when I plant you in the earth

You'll be smoked meat across the land

You try and run away with fright

But you won't make it home alive

Now your life belongs to me

It's not my fault you're ignorant

You're the key ingredient

In my secret recipe

You'll never wake up

From this terrible dream

Your throats been cut

To quiet your screams

Business is booming

and there's orders to fill

It's nothing personal

When I go for the kill