This was meant to be the last year

Before I get my shit together

Last year I moved out

Now I'm still staying with my parents

I was more of an adult

When I was twenty years old

Decided to move abroad

I always knew what I want

Maybe a house and a cat

A trampoline on the lawn

Three little kids and their dad

Playing outside before dawn

Heard fellow feminists say

It's kinda weird but okay

I get their point but I just feel like that's my purpose someday

Now it's gonna be them

Beating me to it again

While I am struggling still

To pay my medical bills

I thought I had it figured out

In my head nicely all planned out

Until the universe said hold my beer

Can't be that simple getting there

I met the man of my dreams

Oh wait he lives far away

Fine I will travel to see him

Sure but we'll cancel your plane

I'm finally a musician I'm playing stages all summer

Congratulations that's cool but you'll lose your voice what a bummer

Now it's gonna be them

Beating me to it again

While I am struggling still

To pay my medical bills

I thought I had it figured out

In my head nicely all planned out

Until the universe said hold my beer

Can't be that simple getting there

I had it figured out

My plan was flawless not a doubt

Until the universe said hold my beer

Can't be that simple getting there

I think I'll get there (Not sure yet how)

I think I'll get there in the end

I think I'll get there (I'll figure it out)

I think I'll get there in the end

I think I'll get there (Not sure yet how)

I think I'll get there in the end

I think I'll get there (I'll figure it out)

I'm finally a musician I'm playing stages all summer

Congratulations that's cool but you'll lose your voice what a bummer

I had it figured out

My plan was flawless not a doubt

Until the universe said hold my beer

Can't be that simple getting there