Anywhere but Here

I would like to meet Billy Kardoff

I would like to go to the pub

But im stuck here with me own company

My friend this is really tough

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Anywhere but here

Anywhere but here

I would like to be upon the sea

Or anywhere but here

I would like to ride a motorbike

I would like to drink with me mates

I would like to go to the cinema

And have me way with a date

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I would like to go to the palace

To pick up me MBE

I would like to go up to heaven

And sit on gods right knee