Same Drunk

Well, sister's hooked on another jackass

Momma's hooked on looking young

Daddy's hooked on cutting the grass

Brother's hooked on smoking some

Ain't about to start judging

I put down alcohol

Picked up some new crutches

Said, maybe we all just the

Same drunk, different beer

Same drunk, different beer

Tryna cope with all the crazy down here

It's crazy down here

Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises

Vice grip on all our vices

Thank God Jesus drank

Thank God Jesus drank

With thirsty folks like me and Hank

With our family traditions and our family addictions

South of Heaven in this bar called life

Y'all cheers

Same drunk, yeah, we all the

Same drunk, different beer

Nah, I don't like the questions

In therapy sessions

And there ain't no help in the self-help section

No help at all

Six-pack abs or a six-pack of light

Caffeine, wintergreen

Getting by, getting high

We all the

Same drunk, different beer

Same drunk, different beer

Tryna cope with all the crazy down here

It's crazy down here

Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises

Vice grip on all our vices

Thank God Jesus drank

Thank God Jesus drank

With thirsty folks like me and Hank

With our family traditions and our family addictions

South of Heaven in this bar called life

Y'all cheers

Same drunk, yeah, we all the

Same drunk, different beer

I ain't gotta ask, "Why do you drink?"

I ain't gotta ask, "Why you get stoned?"

All night long

It all makes perfect sense to me

'Cause life don't

Nah, nah, it don't

We all the

Same drunk, different beer

Same drunk, different beer

Tryna cope with all the crazy down here

It's crazy down here

Sipping in our own smoke and mirror paradises

Vice grip on all our vices

Thank God Jesus drank

Thank God Jesus drank

With thirsty folks like me and Hank

With our family traditions and our family addictions

South of Heaven in this bar called life

Y'all cheers

Same drunk, yeah, we all the

Same drunk, different beer