Try Not to Be an Asshole (for a Little While)

You come off pretty rude

Think your jokes are smart, but they're just crude and silly

You think you know it all

Think that you've got soul just 'cause you're born in Philly

Just where do you get off acting like that? Oh yeah

When it's coming from a guy in a Kangol hat?

A Kangol hat

You say such mean things, then you smile

Try not to be an asshole for a little while

You think you're pretty cute

Throwing shade at anybody who gets near you

You why you such a fool?

Talking bout the girls when you know they can hear you

Just tell me who introduced us, I don't know, don't know

I think that you hung around with my friend Joe

My old friend Joe

You've got no class, no sense of style

Try not to be an asshole for a little while

You disappear when it's time to split the checks, oh yeah

Stop showing us nude photos of your ex

No one wants to see that

So, get to work on a new lifestyle

And try not to be an asshole for a little while

Do you think you could manage to

Try not to be an asshole for a little while