Schoolboys on steroids

Working their deltoids

Shit boy mullet

Look at this peak, look at this summit

Curls for the girls

And the boys, and everyone in between

Light work, it's easy

It's nothing to me

Clear the watering hole, here comes the buffalo bison

Mike Tyson meets Rylan, teeth whitened and I'm violent

Make the ground shake, make the room go silent

Arms like legs, turning heads, Greek god, no trident

I been working on my mirror muscles

See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves

I been working on my mirror muscles

I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze, uh-huh, uh-huh

The pump

The pump

The pump

The pump

Monday, back and bi's

Tuesday, chest and tri's

Wednesday, I'm hitting them legs

In the winter, I'm packing on size

By the summer I'll be shredded wheat

Bare-chested, bones and meat

If you are what you eat

I'm an animal, cannibal lion pumping iron

Looking like Arnold, looking like Ronnie

Looking like Rambo, but I'm not Johnny

Quick selfie, devil emoji

Polyester, looking all cosy

All jack, man, but I'm not Hugh

Eating like Pac-Man, munching that food

It's bulking season and there's a reason

I'm looking bigger than you

I been working on my mirror muscles

See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves

I been working on my mirror muscles

I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze, uh-huh, uh-huh

The pump

The pump

The pump

The pump

Beast mode boys with their hoods up

Dementors getting that wood chopped

Pretty boys smelling expensive

Juiced up, crash course intensive

Eating clean and training dirty

Creatine got my limbs all girthy

Veins are popping, gains are whopping

Squatting deep so the backside perky

Texting, flexing, screaming, getting them last few reps in

I'm the man 'round here, so all you little pricks better wind your necks in

Oi, how many sets have you got left? Haha, say less bro, I'm on next

That form is phenomenal, getting so wham that it's almost comical, yes

I been working on my mirror muscles

See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves

I been working on my mirror muscles

I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze, uh-huh, uh-huh