I Am The Best (Just Ask Your Momma)

Does this guy not realise every time he comments

He's just making my video do better?

Like? Oh my god, jesus

I am the best, the worst, obsessing with me

You're only making me richer the more you hate what you see

I am the best, the worst, your momma agrees

You're only making me richer the more you're hating on me

Oh hi it's me, that girl getting under your skin

I'm making music for queers and women, they's and the them's

And you're so triggered, so angry

That I could exist

Who knew a princess like me could get you all so pissed?

I put a new vibrator on the wish list

Everybody tripping like who's this girl? Boy?

Little boy with no tits?

But this little boy makes hella hits

And all the girls wanna kiss me na na na na na

And my feminist agenda

To put all your cocks in a blender

I'm just kidding? You get so offended

You can't make a joke these days, it's 'offensive'

I come down in my spaceship

Why's so many grown ass men going ape shit?

One guy said he wants to kill me 'cos I didn't reply

When he told me that he loved me

And that's the world I'm living in

In the wild wild world of the internet

I'm getting so so good at ignoring it

They're getting so so pissed all because

I am the best, the worst, obsessing with me

You're only making me richer the more you hate what you see

I am the best, the worst, your momma agrees

You're only making me richer the more you're hating on me

Ew! Another dick pic, another reason that I am not straight

Wait? And you wonder why these girls are all gay?

It's like excuse me, you seen them?

Look look look at your face

You're pushing 50, you pervert

Get outta my way

'Cos I got places to go and I got venues to fill

I I got thousands of people watching to see if I fail

I'm gonna give them a show

I'm gonna give them hell

Why does this toxic feminist think she's some big deal?

I'm a big deal but didn't even sign

I've been independently blowing up your mind

You've been on the bench while I've been kicking balls

You know she kicks she scores each time

And your mother is my cheerleader

And I know just how to please her

And she's knitting me a sweater

Said 'Delilah Bon Forever'

Don't cry little boy I'm sorry

I didn't mean to steal your mommy

I didn't mean to make her love me

I'm just super uber pretty

With one hand on your keyboard

And the other one on your willy

You say that I'm a slut 'cos you know that you cannot date me

I can see you hate jerking

Hate, hate, hate jerking, hate, hate

Your momma's got a photo of me on the fridge

Your momma knows who her favourite girl is

While you're hate jerking, hate, hate, hate jerking, hate, hate

I just get bigger I'm the winner take your Mum for vegan dinner

I am the best, the worst, obsessing with me

You're only making me richer the more you hate what you see

I am the best, the worst, your momma agrees

You're only making me richer the more you're hating on me

Just got another million views, see the comments I get?

And you just wait til I get bigger on TV and then

I can smile, wave hello to my biggest fan

I couldn't do it without you

My right hand man

'Cos every comment you leave will only boost up my streams

Thank you for sharing my post, you've no idea what it means

It's all the time that you spent, all the time that you gave me

While hating on my tunes the algorithm went crazy

I am the best, the worst, obsessing with me

You're only making me richer the more you hate what you see

I am the best, the worst, your momma agrees

You're only making me richer the more you're hating on me

'Cos I'm the best (just ask your momma)

'Cos I'm the best (just ask your momma)

'Cos I'm the best (just ask your momma)

'Cos I'm the best (just ask your momma)

'Cos I'm the B to the E to the S T

I am the B to the E to the S T

I am the best, the best, don't test me

I am the B to the E to the S T