Beatnik Baby

So you want to be a beatnik, baby?

Well I think that you are quite crazy

Driving around in your big, old, fancy car

You're thinking that you're gonna go real far

So you want to be my lover, baby?

Well, I think that you oughta be less lazy

Sitting around on your 20 foot velvet couch

Watching T.V. and you don't know what they're talking about

You know you got it bad

All alone in your dad's third pad

Don't it feel alright?

Don't it feel so good?

Just like they told you, they said it would.

So you want to be a Big Star, baby?

Well you talk your talk and just maybe

In the uptown nightclub for the stars

You'll pique the interest of all the LA czars!

You know you got it bad

All alone in your dad's third pad

Don't it feel alright?

Don't it feel so good?

Just like they told you, they said it would.

Trying not to care about your hair

$100 jeans, they're the perfect pair