B.M.G. Academy

I've got a friend who's in the Blue Man Group

And financially, he's doing good

He's one of the few well paid musicians

With a stable work position

And I don't wanna spread a new conspiracy

But he went to the Blue Man Group academy

They gave him a place to live in New York for free

Sounds like a cult to me

He's got two tickets for the show tonight

But I don't really wanna go, do I?

Please, bless me with a good excuse

'Cause I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

It used to be just three bald dudes

Playing beats on a loop banging on tubes

And now it seems to be a worldwide business

The Blue Man Group is suspicious

He's got two tickets for the show tonight

But I don't really wanna go, do I?

So please, bless me with a good excuse

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

So why would you make

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Not sure I could take it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I can't make it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Children are forced to go there with their school

And the teacher makes them brainstorm in groups

But it's just a few dudes banging on tubes

Well, I'm not in school anymore

And my parents are not in town

No, I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Why are they blue anyway?

Must be praying to the blue overlord all day

Preparing to receive his vision

The Blue Man Group is suspicious

He's got two tickets for the show tonight

But I don't really wanna go, do I?

Please, bless me with a good excuse

'Cause I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Sorry, can't make it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Don't think I could take it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

The Blue Man Group might be no good

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

So please, don't make me

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

What if the group's no good?

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Not sure I could take it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

Please, don't make me

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

What if the group's no good?

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I think the Blue Man Group might be no good

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I'm sorry, can't make it

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

The Blue Man Group might be no good

I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group

I'm sorry, can't make it