Late To Life

Thirty-one, gonna get my first tattoo

Buy a shirt, do my hair, get an interview

Get off my ass and stop watching YouTube

I was late to life

I couldn't tie my shoes 'til eleven

Wrestling was real and not pretend

I thought angels came from heaven

I was late to life

I moved out of my family home

Trying to grow up and do it on my own

I was twenty-one when I had my first kiss

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this

I remember the first time we got high

We stole a car then we took it for a long drive

Oh shit, that was only last night

I was late to life

I drank a beer and I threw it back up

We tried blow but not too much though

I guess it was all my fault

I was late to life

I moved out of my family home

Trying to grow up and do it on my own

I was twenty-one when I had my first kiss

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this

When I got arrested, I damn nearly protested

That's what they say to do on the TV

I knew I had that one phone call

It was gonna be to mom

All she said was

"It's nothing to do with me"

I moved out of my family home

Trying to grow up and do it on my own

I was twenty-one when I had my first kiss

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this

I moved out of my family home

Trying to grow up and do it on my own

I was twenty-one when I had my first kiss

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this

I didn't think it'd be hard

Didn't think it'd be like this