Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

I met her in a hotel lobby

Masturbating with a magazine

She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"

And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me to her castle

And I just couldn't believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"

The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what she did to me

But my body will never be the same

Her loving will kick your behind

Oh, she'll show you no mercy

But she'll sure enough, sure enough

Show you how to grind

Darling Nikki, oh

Woke up the next morning

Nikki wasn't there

I looked all over, and all I found

Was a phone number on the stairs

It said, "Thank you for a funky time

Call me up whenever you want to grind"

Nikki

Come back, Nikki, come back

Your dirty little Prince

Wants to grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind