Congratulations

You were so good at the bad and the ugly

You were the best at pretend that you love me

You paid the bill, I paid the price

You told the waitress she's got pretty eyes

And you had the nerve to ask why I'm not hungry

Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition

With you and every girl that has a pulse

So baby, congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium alone for the rest of your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

'Cause boy you're not worth the fight (Oh-oh-oh)

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye

I was in bed waiting for you to drive home

She was a blonde or was it brunette? from Ohio (Or Nashville or Vegas or L.A.)

I'm almost impressed

You should go pro at turning a young girl's naïve heart stone cold

You're the man, you're the champ at being an asshole

So baby, congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium alone for the rest of your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

'Cause boy you're not worth the fight (Oh-oh-oh)

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye

Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition

With you and every girl that has a pulse

Funny how to you it's only ever about women

When all I ever wanted was you close

So baby, congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium alone for the rest of your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

'Cause boy you're not worth the fight (Oh-oh-oh)

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye

Oh-ooh-woah, oh-ooh-woah, oh-ooh-woah

(I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye)

Oh-ooh-woah, oh-ooh-woah, oh-ooh-woah

(I lose, you win) Good luck, goodbye