What do I say?

What do I do?

How do I pay?

I'm gonna lose my mind

I like to make jokes about people who die

My friends have said I'm just a funny guy

I try to keep all of my ducks in a line

But, I guess I'm meant for something else!

Oh, everybody's worried, but I feel fine

Death gets us all in a matter of time

It's all fun and games, my rights aren't a crime

All they're gonna do is bitch and whine

What do I say?

What do I do?

How do I pay?

What do I use?

It's so much fun hurting everyone

Fathers cry while their daughters die

Bump after bump and I'm feeling the pump

Swallow the gun after you leave numb

Where do we go?

After the show?

Maybe today

I'll be okay

I've got a joke for ya... Credit cards and firearms

I went to the gun store today and the staff made it so easy to max out

The debt's not gonna be repaid anyway, so why should I care? He said

"A carbine for the runners and a nine for the hiders

Body armor for those who resist and a gas mask so you can persist."

The salesman was very good at his job

I think he said something like that

Don't blame him!

Okay?

What do I say?

What do I do?

How do I pay?

What do I use?

It's so much fun hurting everyone

Fathers cry while their daughters die

Bump after bump and I'm feeling the pump

Swallow the gun after you leave numb

This machine

You listen to me

This machine

Repeats after me!

This machine

This machine

This machine

You listen to me

This machine

This machine

This machine

You're all that I need