I create my own misery

I'm the reincarnation marquis

I create a list of easy tasks

'Cause I just love to, I just love to, I just love to check shit off

To bring myself closer to the edge

'Cause I won't take another step to risk the benefits

Of my sympathetic friends

And everyone I fall in love with

Has already fallen in love with someone I respect

So now, I'm an altruist

Oh fuck, just this once, can I root for the home team?

I'm always the bee to kamikaze to save the precious queen

And watch the sympathy turn to pity

From my sympathetic friends