Just 'cause we stay in five-star hotels

Do you think that we broke in as well?

It goes to show that you can't tell

Who deserves the dough

You look like a shriveled old tart

You look like a beer-bellied fart

If you want a quiet flight, don't start

There's eight hours to go

Whenever we fly, we get some nutters like you

So if we make you narky, we're glad that we do

First class, our clothes are all wrong

First class, you don't like our song

First class, we're always to blame

First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

Just because you're wearing a suit

You think that you can give us the boot

You hate us 'cause we're rolling in loot

We might have more than you

You're a bloated old action man

You're a gone-to-sea Desperate Dan

Better chase a skirt while you can

If your wife won't do

Your blood pressure's up and your face has gone red

Why don't you find an army to fight instead?

First class, our clothes are all wrong

First class, you don't like our song

First class, we're always to blame

First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

Whenever we fly, we get some nutters like you

So if we make you narky, we're glad that we do

First class, our clothes are all wrong

First class, you don't like our song

First class, we're always to blame

First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

First class, we order a drink

First class, then you kick up a stink

First class, we're always to blame

First class, first class, we've hijacked your plane

First class

First class

First class

First class

First class

First class