Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, life is so random

I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun

Make him make a go fund me for the ransom

Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, everything gets so random

For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome

I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing

I ain't tryna stick to a theme

I'm like a kid who wanna sniff glue with lean

Life's the movie Inception, I'm tryna get through the dream

Stuck in VR with this big booty queen

Whatever kid, you never did half of the

Gangsta shit you said you did amateur

Each tour is a 20 gig massacre

You thought Freddy Fox was a Peppa Pig character

I'm Pac, I'ma spit at the next camera

Fuck a fast car, I'ma get a pet jaguar

Somethin' somethin' somethin' connected to Excalibur

I do workout sets to get more sex stamina

I'm tryna climb trees, I'm tryna jump from a bridge

I'm tryna learn parkour so I can run from the pigs, bitch

Come to the crib, come

Pump somethin' big I've been around the world

I've probably got 100 kids

Of different colors, bet they speak different languages

Some got lucky, others disadvantages

Life's a box of quality streets, that's some scary stuff

Your pops met your moms and shot you out in a Harry Moff

Life depends on when and where your parents fuck

You never know what two people can make when you pair em up (facts)

And look at you, fuckin' loser

Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, life is so random

I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun

Make him make a go fund me for the ransom

Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, everything gets so random

For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome

I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing

(Why) It's been in time, wasted just wasted time

If you can't transplant a brain can you change a mind? (why)

Why is ice not made of green and green not made of ice?

In the universe is our planet just a grain of rice (why)

Why do scissors always go in pairs?

Why are pizzas round, cut in triangles, sold in squares? (why)

That's some random shit I think as I'm sittin' there

With my mouth wide open on a dentist chair

It's all random

Life is unfair with more ups and downs

Than the rise of the fun fair

Everything being held together by a cunt hair

Most of us walkin' round clueless with a dumb stare (ohh)

Where do we go when we die?

No one there gave us direct answers

So get drunk when you get anxious

Somethin' somethin' somethin'

Connected to Ned Flanders

Cuz it rhyme checks on random facts about red pandas

Red pandas are the OG pandas

They're not related to the giant ones 98% of their diet is bamboo

They spend two thirds of the day sleeping

And have six digits on their front paws

Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, life is so random

I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun

Make him make a go fund me for the ransom

Makes no sense, random

Makes no sense, everything gets so random

For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome

I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing

Dancing