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When I'm with you, when I'm with you

Binary code is just ones and ohs

I thought you knew

You are so swell, just like DSL

You touched my modem, you touched my modem

We went to the bop, my heart gigaflopped

When I saw your...

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I typed OMG, should be you and me

You wrote LOL, wrote LOL

My browser froze right down to my toes

I said go to hell

I should have seen, I'm only 15

And you're 32, you're 32

You don't love me, I went and asked Jeeves

He told me it's true, told me it's...

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Last night while you were offline

I googled your name

And I found out that you're a 40 year old intertube salesman from Ohio!

WTF?! I thought you were the one for me

But you're just a major loser

And now I will always be... lonely girl 15

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