I woke up late this mornin'

Ow, my head was achin'

Stumbled to the kitchen

Found my mama cookin' bacon

I smelled the trouble brewin' as I filled my coffee cup

She shook her finger at me said, "You better straighten up"

You got your wig on wrong

You got your wig on wrong

The road you're goin' down is gonna put me in the ground

You got your wig on wrong

I showed up late for work

Thought the boss would understand

I ain't your daddy's son and I don't wanna be your friend

I can see you livin' fast, I was crazy once too

But if you think I'm gonna put up with a punk like you

You got your wig on wrong

You got your wig on wrong

The road you're goin' down is gonna put me in the ground

You got your wig on wrong

Some joker spread a rumor

That I'd been steppin' out

Baby, don't believe it

Please, don't put me out

 He's shootin' dirty pool I'm playin' fair and square

Why is everybody always gettin' in my hair

You got your wig on wrong

You got your wig on wrong

Believe what I said or I'll snatch it of your head

You got your wig on wrong

You got your wig on wrong

You got your wig on wrong

Believe me what I say or I'll snatch it of your head

You got your wig on wrong