You Are Bad

So I got a text the other day

And he was like

"Hey, heard your song on Spotify

Love the new direction and the track is tight

But I had a small note about that one line

Am I supposed to be that guy with tattoos on his thighs?"

And I'm like, "Yes, that's you

Hate to be rude

But you're the worst, so I wrote it 'bout you"

I saw him typing, then the bubble went away

Then he hit me back

"Oh cool, well anyway"

You wanna be friends?

Well, isn't that nice? Isn't that cute?

I can watch you play pretend

But no offense

But you're an ass-kisser, eighth grader

Write your notes on graph paper

Loud neighbour, line cutter

God, you're such a motherfucker

And you wonder why I don't call back

You are bad, but

Not like that

You're a puppy hater, gold-digger

Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter

Start a bunch of house fires

And you wonder why I don't call back

You are bad, but

Not like that (boom-boom-boom-boom-boom, boom-boom)

"Hey, did you block me on Instagram?"

And I'm like, "Yeah

'Cause you're the type of guy to push your grandma down the stairs

Steal her money and leave her there"

You wanna be friends?

Well, isn't that nice? Isn't that cute?

I can watch you play pretend

But in the end

You're an ass-kisser, eighth grader

Write your notes on graph paper

Loud neighbour, line cutter

God, you're such a motherfucker

And you wonder why I don't call back

You are bad, but

Not like that

You're a puppy hater, gold-digger

Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter

Start a bunch of house fires

And you wonder why I don't call back

You are bad, but

Not like that

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la

No grandmas were harmed in the making of this song (la, la, la)

Except his-