Found a cheap therapist

Started taking vitamins

And gave up on all my friends

I bought some self help books

Stopped giving myself dirty looks

And started breathing again

Got really into dirty martinis

Stuck a rainbow key chain on my rear view

To remind myself the pot of gold

Is always just up the road

Bottom line, I survived yeah

Spent all year being so dramatic

Well it was sad and I was lonely

But I'm standing here alive in this moment

Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be

Tragic, tragic

In the spirit of full disclosure

After 5 years it was over

Moved out, found an apartment across town

Wrote a whole album about it

Called my sister to cry about it

And listen to Chris Martin sing "Magic" for the 99th time

Left my heart in two dozen states

And got a credit card, couldn't pay it off

Guess sometimes you just surprise yourself

With what you do to move on

Bottom line, I survived yeah

Spent all year being so dramatic

Well it was sad and I was lonely

But I'm standing here alive in this moment

Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be

Tragic, tragic

Oh, some days, some days

It's not okay, okay, yeah

But some day, some day

I'm gonna be okay, okay

Bottom line, I survived yeah

Spent all year being so dramatic

Well it was sad and I was lonely

But I'm standing here alive in this moment

Why's it gotta be, why's it gotta be

Tragic, tragic