All my favorite bands

Are writing about how everyone's getting married and having kids

Well where the fuck are those people?

I mean, I could really use some friends who are concerned

With something besides doing coke

Or their fucking pet

It seems kind of weird to feel like I'm being criticized

For doing what the average human does

As if I'm some plebe whose got no clue what I'm doing with my life—

Fucking off just because

Is stability to be mocked?

Am I just delusional?

Is it pedestrian to do the things that just come natural?

Don't get me wrong!

I envy all your freedom

I'm jealous of the fact that you get to be a fucking heathen

But it sure seems forced

It's plucking all your petals

I don't want to be a husk—some empty, lifeless, vapid vessel

(We get it.)

We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it

We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it

We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it

We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it

You're living your best life

You're having all the fun

But if that was really true would you have to tell everyone?

You're living your best life

You're having all the fun

But if that was really true would you have to tell everyone?