You can't steal all the Backwoods in the world! You just can't!

Oh, I'm sorry, but I already fuckin' did!

What could you possibly want with all those Backwoods?

I'm gonna unroll them

I'm gonna take out the tobacco

And then, I'm gonna put weed in there

And then I'm gonna pack them all tightly

So that not a single gram will be spared

And then, I'm gonna do the most devilish act of all

I'm gonna light them all up at once

And get the whole world high

What do you call such a devilish device?

The mega-blunt