I have a confession to make, oh

I'm looking at myself in the Zoom call

And I haven't looked at your faces, no

In fact, I went and made myself full screen (Full screen, yeah!)

Don't take it personal, your face is just fine

But right now, I'm feeling mine (I'm feeling mine!)

Go call me silly, call me selfish, call me vain

I'll just swivel and shake like I'm listening

I have a confession to make! Can I make it now?

I'm looking at myself in the Zoom call

The lighting hits different today! Can I say it now?

In fact, I think I'll have a portrait made (And get it framed!)

Ooh, you know this meeting could've easily been a text

And yet you roped us all inside here to fulfill some needy business nonsense

So please excuse me as I turn my camera off, I've seen enough

And now I'm going to do some laundry

We have a confession to make! (Ohh)

We're looking at ourselves in the Zoom call

We haven't looked at your faces, no

In fact, we went and made ourselves full screen (Full screen, yeah!)

Don't take it personal, your face is straight bars

But right now, we're feeling ours (We're feeling ours!)

Us collectively, we have our self-esteem, now

We're going to go and do some laundry