There is a light that blinks "no vacancy"

It's clean and bright on an empty night

You know that just isn't right

So you pull your car up to the lot

And like a shot you find a spot, you see I'm in the office caught

We do a rusty dance, there's half a chance

It's true, all rooms are free and so you see

Sign says no vacancy

Sign lies, you're just in time

Sign says no vacancy

Sign lies, there's room in mine

Common sense would have it's dumb to fall

In love at all, to heed that call despite the writing on the wall

Too bad for them they don't realize

The best ones misadvertise, see through this to kiss my thighs

We do a rusty dance, there's half a chance

It's true, all rooms are free and so you see

Sign says no vacancy

Sign lies, you're just in time

Sign says no vacancy

Sign lies, there's room in mine