歌詞
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There’s a t-rex, Hannity, and a megalodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now
They’re eating their young
It’s a real chow down
ABC CNN CBS FOX
I don’t care
You know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk
You’re entering a no spin zone
So if you planned on spinning
Boy you best go home
We’re keeping you informed
Here’s a break down of the facts
We got new developments
And we’ll be right back
Ancient lizard babes
With a bug in their ear
Just ‘a feeding you lies and ‘a spooning you fear
Familiar folks
All coming to you live
It’s the same old face
With a brand new lie
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
I saw a Brett Baier, Ann Coulter, and a pteranodon
Well it’s my money and I need it now
They’re eating their young
It’s a real chow down
ABC CNN CBS FOX
I don’t care
You know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
I saw a brontosaurus, Diane Sawyer, and a Don Lemon
Well it’s my money and I need it now
They’re eating their young
It’s a real chow down
ABC CNN CBS FOX
I don’t care
You know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk
Written by: Jesse Welles
