歌詞
The Nickelodeon dystopia of the late century
The orange empire
The slimy enterprise
Well there wasn’t much left for a person to know
If you were wondering
Have you looked into Amanda Bynes’ eyes?
It reminds you of Judy Garland
RIP Ledger, Brandis, Rich, and Haim
The Olsen Twins, Macaulay, Brittney Spears
They ain’t dead
But are they really alive?
Quiet on the set
Too quiet I’ll bet
They all came back to us
Like Vietnam vets
Used and abused
Put through hell
Well it wasn’t worth the dough
Throw it all in a hole
Say a prayer for all your favorite shows
And say and extra for
Mr. Drake Bell
Written by: Jesse Welles
