Boarding Pass

In the highly unlikely event of an emergency

Please look for the life-saving devices located directly under your seats

Bring only your life vests or your jackets

Leave your dancin' shoes

I'd like to see your boarding pass

In case of an emergency

The windows are made of glass

So bang along to the beat

Sing it again and again and again and again

And again and again and again

And again and again and again and again

And again and again and again

Now we're falling thirty thousand feet from the sky (It's thirty thousand feet)

And all the passengers are in their seats about to die (Please stay in your seat)

The pilot whips a coffee up and shakes, he says, "Oh well" (It's thirty thousand feet)

Offended that I'm gonna die today, it's personal (Please stay in your seat)

Missing all the instructions

Sitting right next to the wing

It's just a disruption

Don't forget you can sing

Sing it again and again and again and again

And again and again and again

Sing it again and again and again and again

And again and again and again

Now we're falling thirty thousand feet from the sky (It's thirty thousand feet)

And all the passengers are in their seats about to die (Please stay in your seat)

The pilot whips a coffee up and shakes, he says, "Oh well" (It's thirty thousand feet)

Offended that I'm gonna die today, it's personal (Please stay in your seat)

Sit down if you want to

Sit up and it's on you

I know I don't

Wanna go on

Sit down, you got it

Going down, I saw it

I know I don't

Want it to rain

Now we're falling thirty thousand feet from the sky (It's thirty thousand feet)

And all the passengers are in their seats about to die (Please stay in your seat)

The pilot whips a coffee up and shakes, he says, "Oh well" (It's thirty thousand feet)

Offended that I'm gonna die today, it's personal (Please stay in your seat)

It's personal (Please stay in your seat)

It's personal (Please stay in your—)