Way down in the jungle deep

The badass lion stepped on the signifying monkey's feet

The Monkey said, "Motherfucker, can't you see?

Why, you standing on my goddamned feet."

The lion said, " Ain't heard a word you said"

Said, "If you say three more, I'll be stepping on your motherfuckin' head"

Now the Monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree

Bullshitting the lion every day of the week

Well, every day before the sun go down

The lion would kick his ass all through the jungle town

But the Monkey got wise and started using his wit

Said, "I'm going to put a stop to this old ass kicking shit!"

So he ran up on the lion the very next day

Said, "Oh Mr. Lion, there's a big, bad motherfucker coming your way

And when you meet, it's gonna be a goddamn scene

And wherever you meet, some ass is bound to be"

Said, "He's somebody that you don't know

He just broke a-loose from Ringling Brothers' show

Said, "Baby, he talked about your people in a hell of a way

He talked about your people 'til my hair turned gray

He said your daddy's a freak and your momma's a whore

Said he spotted you running through the jungle

Selling asshole from door to door!

Said your sister did the damndest trick

She got down so low and sucked an earthworm's dick

He said, he spotted your niece behind the tree

Screwing a motherfuckin' flea

He said he saw your aunt sitting on the fence

Giving a goddamn zebra a-French

Then he talked about your mammy and your sister Lou

Then he started talking 'bout how good your grandma screw

Said your sister's a prostitute and your brother's a punk

And said I'll be damned if you don't eat all the pussy, you see every time you get drunk

He said he corn-holed your uncle and fucked your auntie and your niece

And next time he sees your grandma, he gonna get him another good piece

He said your brother died with the whooping cough

And your uncle died with the measles

And your old grandpa died with a rag chunked up in his ass

Said he was going on home to Jesus

And you know your little sister that you love so dear

That I fucked her all day for a bottle of beer

So Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right

So whenever you meet the elephant, be ready to fight

So the lion jumped up in a hell of a rage

Like a young cocksucker full of gage

He let out a roar, tail shot back like a 44

He went through the jungle knocking down trees

Kicking giraffes to their knees

Then he ran up on the Elephant talking to the swine

Said, "All right you big, bad motherfucker

It's gonna be your ass or mine!"

The elephant looked at him outta the corner of his eye

Said, "Alright, go ahead home you little funny-bunny motherfucker

And pick on somebody your own size"

The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass

The elephant side-stepped him and kicked him dead in his ass

He busted up his jaw, fucked up his face

Broke all four legs, snatched his ass outta place

He picked him up, slammed him to the tree

Nothin' but lion shit as far as you could see

He pulled out his nuts, rolled 'em in the sand

And kicked his ass like a natural man

They fought all that night and all the next day

Somehow the lion managed to get away

But he drags his ass back to the jungle, more dead than alive

Just to run into that little monkey with some more of his signifying jive

The monkey looked at 'em and said, "Goddamn! Ol' partner

You don't look so swell"

Said, "Look like to me, you caught a whole lotta hell"

Said, "Your eyes is all red and your asshole is blue

That I knew in the beginning it wasn't shit to you

There's one thing you and me gotta get straight

'Cause you one ugly cocksucker I sho' do hate

Now when you left, the jungle rung

Now you bring your dog-ass back here damn near hung

Look, motherfucker, ain't you a bitch?

Your face look like you got the seven-year itch

I told my wife before you left

I should've kicked your ass, my motherfuckin' self!"

Why I've seen when he threw you into that tree

'Cause some of that ol' lion shit got on me

Why every night when me and my wife is trying to get a little bit

Here you come 'round here with some that old 'aiee-yo' shit

Shut up! Don't you roar!

'Cause I'll bail outta this tree and whoop your dog-ass some more!

And don't look up here with your sucka-paw case

'Cause I'll piss through the bark of this tree in your motherfuckin' face!"

The little monkey got happy, started to jump up and down

His feet missed the limb and his ass hit the ground

Like a streak of lighting and a ball of white heat

That lion was on his ass with all four feet

Dust rolled and tears came into the little monkey's eyes

The little monkey said, "Look, Mr. Lion, I apologize!"

Said, "If you let me get my nuts out the sand

Why I'll fight your ass like a natural man"

Look motherfucker, ain't you a bitch? You ain't raising no hell

'Cause everybody saw you jump on me after I slipped and fell

Said, "If you'll fight like men should, I'd whoop yo' ass all over these woods"

This made the lion mad!

It was the boldest challenge he ever had

He squared off for the fight

But that little monkey jumped damn near outta sight

Landed way up in a banana tree and began to grin

Sayin', "Look here you big bad motherfucker

You've been bullshitted again!"

Said, "Why, I'll take me one of these bananas

And whoop on your ass 'til it sing the Star-Spangled Banner!"

And said, "Now if you ever mess with me again

I'm gonna send you back to my elephant friend"

Said, "The things I told you will never part

But what I'm gonna tell you now is gonna

Break your motherfuckin' heart!

'Cause your mammy ain't no good and your sister's been a whore"

Said, "I had that bitch on the corner for a year or more!"

But the lion looked up with a hell of a frown

Roared so loud that little monkey fell back to the ground

The little monkey looked up and said, "Please, Mr. Lion!

Please, don't take my life, 'cause I got 13 kids and a very sickly wife!"

Said, "All my money to you, I'll give, Mr. Lion, please just let me live"

But the lion kicked him in his ass and broke his neck

Left that little monkey in a hell of a wreck

The monkey looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes

Nothin' he could see or nothing he could hear

He knew that that was the end of his bullshittin' and signifyin' career

Signifying career, signifying career

Signifying career, signifying career

Signifying career, signifying career