Cut them down and chop them up

Take them to the lumber yard

I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees (All these trees)

Those Greenpeace losers should get a job

And stop fucking bothering everyone

(Everyone) Everyone

Stop bothering the government

Environment's for losers

Stop bothering the government

Environment's for losers

Now, you'll see

My devotion to trees

You'll see

Just why I hate all trees

Trees, trees, trees, oh fuck