I’m on a first-name basis with the lady at the Dollar Store

And the coupons that I’m clipping don’t phase her anymore

I get the deals

Everywhere I go

Mama taught me how to make a hard-earned living last

When you grow up pinchin’ Pennies, yea you can’t unlearn that

So I get the deals

Everywhere I go

Everybody knows

That I’m cheap

Like gas station sunglasses

Gotta have em on me

You’d think that my knockoffs were

Price tag Gucci

20 bucks is a Benjamin

Every time I spend that green

Cause I’m cheap

I’m a Taco Tuesday, 2 for 1 kinda girl

I’m a thrift store baby living in Dillard’s world

Yea you can find

Me in Liquor World buying boxed wine

Cause I’m cheap

Like gas station sunglasses

Gotta have em on me

You’d think that my knockoffs were

Price tag Gucci

20 bucks is a Benjamin

Every time I spend that green

Cause I’m cheap

Well If you like Cover Girl and Walmart brand

Get your PYREX second-hand

Kids size shoes cause you got small feet

Well you might like me

Cause I’m cheap

Yeah I’m cheap

Like gas station sunglasses

Don’t they look good on me

Cause I’m cheap

Like gas station sunglasses

Gotta have em on me

You’d think that my knockoffs were

Price tag Gucci

20 bucks is a Benjamin

Every time I spend that green

Cause I’m cheap

So damn cheap

50% off, throw it in the cart