D.U.I.

"Say, kids, what time is it?"

"Howdy Doody time!"

"Okay, gang, let's go!"

I have an addiction without a single doubt

If my mom discovers it she's gonna kick me out

I'm breaking lots of habits with the things I'm gonna do

I see my friends doing it so I will do it too

In time she'll find me more often than not

I'm in the wrong place, now I'm addicted to pot

I'm so intoxicated my initials are D.U.I.

My doctor tells me if I keep it up then I will die

Juvenile detective agents, trials and tribulations

I've got everything I need

And I'm only 13

I have to leave the building every Sunday for church

The sermons are so boring they are literally the worst

I sneak outside when the pastor isn't looking

To roll a fat ass bowl

I'm so intoxicated my initials are D.U.I.

My doctor tells me if I keep it up then I will die

Juvenile detective agents, trials and tribulations

I've got everything I need

And I'm only 13

I'm so intoxicated my initials are D.U.I.

My doctor tells me if I keep it up then I will die

Juvenile detective agents, trials and tribulations

I've got everything I need

And I'm only 13

But I'm turning 14

Never gonna be clean

I'm a machine