Please, Miss Lolita, don't make me burn my eyes

Please, Miss Lolita, don't make me burn my eyes

I've been standing at the stage door, waiting on my prize

So please, Miss Lolita, don't make me burn my eyes

I've waited such a long time

I've waited such a long time, please...

Don't send me back to the cheap seats

Please, Mistress Bacon, don't sell me to your son

Please, Mistress Bacon, don't sell me to your son

He's been hanging around the cat flap, just waiting on someone

So please, Mistress Bacon, don't sell me to your son

I've waited such a long time

I've waited such a long time, please...

Don't send me out for a bite to eat

Ow!

Please, Mr. Policeman, don't tell me to move along

I've been waiting for years just to hear my song

I've waited such a long time

I've waited such a long time, please...

Don't send me back to the city streets