Gift of Gab

Master the gram

Don’t bite the hand

That hands you feeds for a fee

Of endorphin blasts

With the gift of gab

You went and set up a scam

I can’t lie about your chances

But you have my sympathies

When you’re up above the fray

Playing your two for Tuesday

Look at all the friends you’ve made

Look at all the plans you’ve made

It’s all on loan

MSG SNL KFC TB

(from the cradle to the grave)

That’s Taco Bell

With the gift of gab

You went and settled the tab

In the dustbin of history

Escorted out the building

When you’ve had enough of space

Our doomsday is your Tuesday

Stuck in orbit with the trash

Get there first and plant the flag

Gift of gab