She picked me up at nine

Drank some wine, 69

Said I'm just her type

She kinda looks like you

But darker hair and tattoos

Makes me feel brand new

I'm not thinking about you (when I go do it)

But when I'm home all alone (I really go through it)

So I spend my nights

With others intertwined

To get you off my mind, my, my

I've been getting intimate with hot girls on the internet

Got no regrets

But I confess

If you're doing half the shit that I've been doing in my bed

I'd want you dead

Guess I'm a hypocrite

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

Guess I'm a hypocrite

She's everything I'm not

No makeup on, 21

Must've been so fun

To be the one who's in control

Easy road

'Cause I know I was too much to hold

Are you thinking about me (when you go do it)

And when you're home all alone? (Do you really go through it?)

God, the thought of your kiss

On someone else's lips

It makes me fucking sick, sick

I've been getting intimate with hot girls on the internet

Got no regrets

But I confess

If you're doing half the shit that I've been doing in my bed

I'd want you dead

I guess I'm a hypocrite

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

Guess I'm a hypocrite

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

(Na, na, na-na, na, na-na, na)

I wanna have my cake, eat it too

Don't want no one touching you

I wanna fuck someone new

But don't you do that too

Don't want you moving on, getting off

No one else should turn you on

I wanna fuck someone new

But don't you do that too

I've been getting intimate with hot girls on the internet

If you're doing half the shit that I've been doing in my bed

I'd want you dead

I'm a hypocrite