I was supposed to be

The one that won at everything

But, now my car won't start

And I feel so old in this parking lot

You found someone new this summer

And I've got the luck of a suicide bomber

You knew me and all my friends

But, our love drowned in the River Thames

How did we drift apart?

Oh, did some girl with her beautiful hair

Steal your beautiful heart?

If I can't change you

If I can't change you

I wanna be like her

I'm gonna dye my hair

I wanna be blonde

If I split my ends

Maybe my heart will mend

'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

Now my home is lonely scrolling

Dressed in black, my bangs are golden

You took your glow and you left behind

A loner lit by their phone light

Now we're further apart

Than the first and the last fret of my electric guitar

No, I won't play another sad song

After this one

I wanna be like her

I'm gonna dye my hair

I wanna be blonde

If I split my ends

Maybe my heart will mend

'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

You've been sticking it in to some girl

Who lives in Chatsworth

That place is a shithole

I've been stirring up bleach in my grandma's sink

'Cause I wanna be someone new

I wanna be like her

I'm gonna dye my hair

I'm gonna be blonde

If I split my ends

Maybe my heart will mend

'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

A brand new me

Blonde and free

I'm finally free

I'm finally free