The Democrats

The democrats won't save you if you're drowning

They won't help you if you are in pain

They'll ask you for your vote

They'll tell you they are broke

Then send a lot of money to Ukraine

Republicans will obviously kill you

But at least you know where they are at

They'll shoot you in the head

Make sure that you are dead

The Democrats will shoot you in the back

But this is the best democracy

We've ever had anywhere

(If you're a billionaire boys, if you're a billionaire)

Oh shit!

Oh dear

Here comes another election year

I'd rather have a stick in both my eyes

We'll spend a billion dollars

Everybody screams and hollers

And either way

The planet fucking fries

But this is the best democracy

We've ever had anywhere

(If you're a billionaire boys, if you're a billionaire)